I just heard a joke that made me laugh so hard, I thought I was going to pee my pants."
- "我刚听到一个笑话，笑得差点尿裤子。"
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
- "为什么西红柿会变红？因为它看到了沙拉酱！"
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25."
- "为什么程序员总是混淆圣诞节和万圣节？因为10月31日等于12月25日。"
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
- "我在读一本关于反重力的书。它让人无法放下。"
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
- "为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们构成了所有事物。"
I'm not arguing with you. We're just discussing two different realities."
- "我不是在和你争论，我们只是在讨论两个不同的现实。”
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
- "我告诉我的妻子应该拥抱她的错误。她给了我一个拥抱。”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
- "为什么稻草人赢得了一个奖项？因为他在他的领域表现出色。"
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta."
- "假意大利面叫什么？假面意粉（An impasta）"
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
- "那只鸡为什么要穿过操场？为了到另一边的滑梯。”
The Chinese youngster also regards himself as one of his sports ambassadors promoting the 2019 League of Legends (LoL) World Championship taking place in Europe.
The 2018 version of LoL might speak for e-sports popularity, as 99.6 million viewers attended it.