n.爱用双关语的人

The punster claimed that he could make a living by selling "time" because he had a watch that was always "fast.
这个双关语大师声称他能靠卖“时间”谋生，因为他有一块总是“跑快”的手表。
At the fruit market, the punster quipped, "I'm looking for a good pear to tell a joke to," making everyone giggle.
在水果市场，双关语大师打趣道：“我在找一个好的梨来给它讲笑话，”让大家都咯咯笑。
The baker was surprised when the punster asked for a loaf of "yeast and consequences.
当双关语大师要求买一条“酵母与后果”面包时，面包师感到很惊讶。
The bookworm walked into the library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on anti-gravity?" The punster replied, "Those books are impossible to keep on the shelves!"
书虫走进图书馆问图书管理员：“你们有关于反重力的书吗？”双关语大师回答：“那些书是不可能放在架子上的！”
The fisherman told the punster, "I caught a huge fish yesterday," to which the punster responded, "That's a big reel story!"
渔夫告诉双关语大师：“我昨天钓到了一条大鱼，”双关语大师回答：“那可真是个大的‘线’上故事啊！”
The gardener complained about his plants to the punster, saying they were "wilting," to which the punster replied, "Well, just give them a little wilt power!"
园丁向双关语大师抱怨他的植物正在“枯萎”，双关语大师回答：“那就给它们一点‘枯萎’的力量吧！”
In the art gallery, the punster admired a painting of a ship and said, "This is truly a masterpiece, it has great sail-appeal!"
在艺术画廊里，双关语大师欣赏了一幅船的画作，并说：“这真是一件杰作，它有着极大的‘帆’魅力！”
The teacher asked the punster why he brought a ladder to school, and he replied, "I heard we're learning about high-stakes education today.
老师问双关语大师为什么带梯子来学校，他回答：“我听说今天我们学习的是‘高风险’教育。”
At the cafe, the punster ordered a "latte" and said, "Make it a double, I need the extra mocha-mentum.
在咖啡馆，双关语大师点了一杯“拿铁”，并说：“给我双份，我需要额外的‘摩卡’动力。”
The punster went to the office supply store and asked, "Do you have any invisible ink?" When the clerk said yes, he replied, "Well, I can't see it, but I'll take your word for it!"
双关语大师去办公用品商店问：“你们有隐形墨水吗？”当店员说是的，他回答：“好吧，我看不见，但我相信你的话！”